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2015西雅图con幕后小故事 #Cockles#

大朙湖畔星巴克:

不整理一下这块糖我都要憋死了!!!!!!!



所以昨天很多人都看到了这张照片。

来自2015年西雅图con的拍照环节。

来源在这里:【http://cliffnotesofanerd.tumblr.com/post/115011809478/whats-that-you-want-the-high-quality-scan-of-the


照片的梗来自一个网络投票,Jensen和Misha双双杀入了决赛并最终成为对手。

(截至婆主发稿Jensen最终赢得了票选!决出了雌雄!


哎等一下!这张照片有点眼熟有木有!!!!!

是不是这个?!




早在粉丝拿到照片之前,Jensen就在自己的推特上发布了这张照片,并附上文字 煽风点火 拉票,还圈了Misha。


文字翻译:

@mishacollins 战斗还没有结束,伙计!


Misha也转推了Jensen的推。


再等一下!这两张照片有点不一样对不对?! (粉丝那张水平线都歪了……

下面就由前线迷妹为你带来幕后的故事。



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源:【http://cliffnotesofanerd.tumblr.com/post/115008785743/so-let-me-tell-you-the-story-about-the-thing



So let me tell you the story about the thing.

好吧,让我带给大家幕后的故事。


exorcisingemily actually gave me the idea for the op, which was good because chelseawren and I had been wracking our brains trying to come up with something fun. When she rolled into town Thursday night, we ran to Michael’s and spent a little while hot-gluing foam together (I burned myself twice, which was a sacrifice I was willing to make).

照片的灵感来自 exorcisingemily (←汤主朋友的ID),真是太棒了要知道我和 chelseawren (←照片中左边的妹子。汤主是右边的妹子。)绞尽脑汁的想拍点好玩的照片。她周四晚上过来后我们去了 Michael’s(不知道是店还是朋友家)玩了会热熔胶(?)。我烫到自己两次,不过我心甘情愿啦。


When we stepped forward for our op, the eyes went immediately to the swords, and I cleared my throat. “So, not sure if you’re keeping up on this, but you’re both neck-and-neck in the Zap2it poll right now,” I said.

我们去拍照的时候,他俩眼睛立刻盯住了剑。我清了清嗓子说,“呃,不知道你俩清楚不,目前你们在Zap2it的投票中死磕呢。”


Jensen blinked. “Did you know about this?” he asked Misha.

Jensen眨眨眼。“你知道吗?”他问Misha。


Misha nodded solemnly. “Yes. You asshole.”

Misha严肃的点点头。“废话,混球。”


They laughed.

他俩大笑。


“Anyway, things are starting to get ugly in the fandom — name-calling, hair-pulling, general nastiness — so we wondered if maybe you’d like to settle this in a more civilized manner, like gentlemen.”

“总之吧,圈子里现在血雨腥风啊 —— 上诅咒的,扯屌的,通常那些黑啦 —— 所以我们想你俩也许能文明的解决问题?绅士点?”


You’d have thought we were giving them bars of gold with how fast they grabbed these swords. We went to our respective sides.

伙计们他们抓过剑的速度快到,你会怀疑我出了重金。然后我们俩也选好了边。


“Zap2it is about to get a shitload of free publicity,” Jensen joked.

“Zap2it 可得了大便宜免费宣传啦。”Jensen说笑道。


“Do you work for Zap2it?” Misha asked me lightheartedly.

“你是给Zap2it工作的吧?”Misha漫不经心的问。


They posed, the camera snapped, and then…they looked at each other. An entire dialogue happened in a glance. “Do we? Should we?” Jensen asked Misha as his other hand went for his pocket.

他俩摆好Pose,快门咔嚓,然后……他俩 两两相望 看着彼此。沟通在电光石火之间完成。“整吗?整不?”Jensen说着话就从口袋里掏出了手机。


He handed his phone to Chris, then turned to me and Chelsea. “Can we borrow you for a moment?”

他把手机递给Chris,然后转头问我和Chelsea,“再耽误你们一会儿成么?”


“We aren’t exactly doing anything else today,” Chelsea said.

“反正我俩今天也没约啦。”Chelsea回答。


We struck poses again, Chelsea and I over the moon and trying not to show it. When Chris handed the phone back to Jensen, Jensen very seriously asks, “Can I tweet this?”

我们又摆了一次Pose,Chelsea和我都乐颠线儿了,只是在强作镇定!Chris把手机抵还给Jensen之后,Jensen问我,“我可以推这张照片么?”


Um. When Jensen Ackles asks you this question, the answer is yes. We assured him very enthusiastically that yes, he could tweet it.

妈呀。当Jensen Ackles这么问你的时候,回答必然是Yes啊。我们由衷的说yes,他当然可以推。


They laughed and gave us farewell hugs, and we made it all the way out to the hallway before we had to sit down to make sure our kneecaps did not escape because they were shaking so hard. Ten minutes later, Jensen tweets and I’ve been riding the ebbs and flows of euphoria ever since.

他俩笑。然后给我们告别抱抱。我们一路冲到大厅,然后坐下来确定膝盖没有离家出走,因为抖得太特么厉害了。十分钟之后,Jensen发推了,然后一直到现在我的心情都是此起彼伏的。



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 我就一个问题:珍菊苣你拍照买票了吗?! XDDDDD

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